Friday, February 20, 2009

Unfortunately Lori....

Found this on another blog I read. Try googling this phrase "unfortunately, (your name here)" Make sure you put it in quotes! This had my laughing the whole time

Unfortunately, Lori's health remains delicate due to the very harsh conditions she endured during the early years of her incarceration

Unfortunately, Lori fell in love with her doctor, a healer named Ronal who loved her in return, though he may only have wanted to spawn her brains out

Unfortunately, Lori fell for Mark's deceptions, and he plucked her up out of her world, and wove her within his complex web of lies

Unfortunately, Lori's is not able to ship orders to P.O. Boxes

Unfortunately, Lori was not an approved "Relocation Agent."

Unfortunately, Lori, there are no real noxious weed laws in Oklahoma


Unfortunately, Lori, they were sitting behind me and bolted during the standing ovation

Unfortunately Lori has not blogged in a long while

Unfortunately, Lori’s jet-setting big-city life isn’t what she dreamed it would be.

Unfortunately, Lori cannot overpower the swarm of burly bodyguards surrounding the mobster, in spite of her formable fighting prowess

And my personal favorite

Unfortunately Lori it's not that simple.

And my favorite from the opposite end of the spectrum

Fortunately, Lori's story had a picture-perfect ending

Add your favorite as a comment!!!

2 comments:

Jean said...

Unfortunately, Jean's marriage to Scott took a turn for the worse, as Scott worried that Jean would turn evil.

Unfortunately, Jean's quiet existence was shattered at age ten, when her powers manifested.

Unfortunately, Jean never made it to the major leagues, but she fulfilled her biggest dream with the publication of The Girl Who Struck Out Babe Ruth.

Unfortunately, Jean explains, the 10,000-meter track event is no longer held for women at national or international meets due to the lack of participation by women.

Unfortunately, JEAN was an exception.

Jean said...

Fortunately, Jean knows exactly where to begin and how to make it all happen.